Another Reminder: Nature Wants to Kill You, Eat Your Children

Posted by on May 7th, 2012

Seriously, nature wants you and your whole family dead. Remember that the next time you’re thinking about saving the planet. It really hates you.


One Response to “Another Reminder: Nature Wants to Kill You, Eat Your Children”

  1. mxyzptlk Says:

    That kid in the zebra costume was asking for it.

    In college, I knew a woman who worked with orangutans at the zoo. When she had to feed them at night, the lights were low, and the big flabby-cheeked alpha male would rush her from the shadows, spit on her, and take off.

    But this works both ways; there’s an Namibian rugby player, Schalk van der Merwe (!), who wrestled his sister’s pet baboon out of a lion’s mouth. He even head-butted the cat and whacked it with a rock — and lived.