Archive for the ‘Islam’ Category

Despite Best Efforts, Exposed Breasts Fail To Trigger Massive Earthquake

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

Cleric said boobs cause earthquake. Boobs tried to do just that. Boobs failed.

Hooray science!

Women Ready Attempt To Spur Earthquake With Boobs

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

We reported a few days ago an edict laid down by an Iranian cleric claiming immodestly dressed women were a contributing factor for earthquakes. Specifically intimating that ladies hoeing it up this year has been the root cause of the high profile quakes in Haiti, Chile and Mexico.

But if he thinks it was bad before, just wait until this coming Monday. A Facebook group entitled Boobquake is looking to shake things up, cleavage-style.

The movement calls for all women to really shake what their mother gave them in an effort to tip the cleric’s Islamic espers and spur the tectonic plates somewhere on the earth. If it doesn’t cause an earthquake, then surely the “halter top=earthquake” theory has some ‘splaining to do.

Ladies, get ready to bring the mountains to Mohammed!