Don’t Kill Hitler! & 4 Other Helpful Tips To Avoid Time Travel Paradoxes
Thursday, August 4th, 2011Time travel has been a staple of science fiction since its inception. As early as 1895 HG Wells, arguably the father of modern SciFi, wrote about time travel and its implications in “The Time Machine” . Now a days we get at least one time travel movie every year, mostly centered around paradoxes. Paradox is the term physicists use for the illogical effects of a careless time travelers. The most famous is one in which a time traveler kills his ancestor in the past. If this happens there is no logical way for the time traveler to be alive to kill the ancestor. This is called the Grandfather Paradox.
In modern times, experimenters have observed time reversal in particles and theorized how to use moving wormholes to build time loops. Physicists have recently even shown how a time machine can be constructed. Of course, if such a device is possible, even in the far future, care should be taken to prevent possible universe destroying paradoxes. The following is a simple guide on how to keep yourself, and the universe, safe, should you decide to take that vacation to the Precambrian Era.
First of all, the basics. We don’t really know what kind of time traveling the universe allows. There has been many scientific papers on the mechanics of possible universes. Both Science and Fiction have narrowed down the possibilities for us:
Type I: The Back to The Future Universe, in which there is a single timeline that can be altered and produces paradox opportunities galore.
Type II: The Time Cop universe, in which every trip produces a myriad of splinter universes with different colored Statues of Liberty, etc. JanClaude Van Damme lives in all of them.
Type III: The Doctor Who Universe in which time travel is possible but the universe itself prevents and corrects inconsistencies. This is the currently accepted scientific standard but things change often in this field .
Regardless of which universe we inhabit we have a few simple rules that will keep you from fading away and keep the time space continuum running like a Canton Hegemony built chronometer:
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