Petty Hate Never Dies: 1,700-Year-Old Furious Complaint About Grocer Recovered
Posted by Justin on December 22nd, 2011![skitched-20111222-132953.jpg](http://weirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/skitched-20111222-132953.jpg)
Ever feel guilty about complaining? Sure the drive through clerk at Wendy’s forgot to remove the tomatoes from my Spicy Chicken sandwich, but do I really want to go back into the store?
And even worse, what if my friends call me cheap for requesting a new sandwich or even worse a refund? Is it worth the reputation as a skinflint to not pick off the tomato slice?
Well instead of complaining to a middle manager, why don’t you take your grievance to a higher authority: God. That’s what one fine citizen of the Roman city Antioch did when he cursed a random grocer in a 1,700 year old screed.
“O thunder-and-lightning-hurling Iao, strike, bind, bind together Babylas the greengrocer,” reads the beginning of one side of the curse tablet. “As you struck the chariot of Pharaoh, so strike his [Babylas’] offensiveness.”
Iao is an ol’ fashioned word for God.
So just remember, if you complain about service from a random food worker someone 1,700 years from now might find your complaint and then another person will make fun of you on a digital network inconceivable in your modern era.
December 23rd, 2011 at 3:34 pm
That’s awesome. I should start submitting all of my complaints on curse tablets. Let’s see Comcast dismiss an angry customer when he’s carrying a curse tablet.
December 24th, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Iao is a varieny of Yahweh, the guy from the OT