Alien Skull Or Bizarre Baby Deforming Tribal Ritual? You Decide!

Posted by Justin on November 28th, 2011
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The above picture is one of the following two items:

A) Proof that an alien landed in Peru and died in a cave. The elongated shape of the skull proves it is not of this earth. Besides it looks like the Crystal Skulls in that Indiana Jones move you’d successfully forgotten about before I reminded you.

B) Evidence of a tribal custom of skull elongation. Infants of a certain social standing would have their heads wrapped tightly in a cloth for up to sixth month, creating a sharp conical point.

Baby skull reshaping? Alien evidence? YOU DECIDE!

[Daily Mail]

  • mxyzptlk

    Ah, but you forget — aliens could have GIVEN ancient Peruvians the noggin-finagling technology.