Stunning! Paul The Octopus Spurns Germany, Picks Victorious Spain

Posted by on July 7th, 2010

Undefeated. Undisputed. Unequaled.

Paul The Octopus wins again.

6 Responses to “Stunning! Paul The Octopus Spurns Germany, Picks Victorious Spain”

  1. Prettyjumbles Says:

    I'm still not convinced that Paul is predicting… I think he's actually making the outcomes happen. I don't know if he's cursing the losing team or giving some special boost to the winning team, but I'm pretty sure he is running this whole shindig.

  2. Prettyjumbles Says:

    I'm still not convinced that Paul is predicting… I think he's actually making the outcomes happen. I don't know if he's cursing the losing team or giving some special boost to the winning team, but I'm pretty sure he is running this whole shindig.

  3. JustinRYoung Says:

    I totally agree, this is beyond being psychic, it's mind control.

  4. xalidus Says:

    We're all just game pieces, moved around by Paul's psychic mechanations, all for his own amusement. This is his world, we're only here to entertain him. We're the puppets, and he is the eight limbed, sixth sensed puppeteer.

  5. EbonNebula Says:

    Wait a sec… that's not an octopus, that's Cthulhu!

  6. Sebastian_Amunategui Says:

    I for one welcome our octopus overlords.