Store Opens – Caters to Surviving the Apocalypse!

Posted by Tony on December 12th, 2012

Everyone say thank you to those crazy Mayans. Not only did they give us reason to create some truly spectacular parties where hangovers and regret would never even have a chance to hit us but those forward-thinking ancient-folk are also helping build small businesses like this one in Fayetteville, New York.

‘Survival: Adventure to Apocalypse’ is a real store catering to everyone’s favorite Mayan holiday…Armageddon. Owner and lady with a name that should heave her into a television-action series soon, Calypso Ford has stocked her new business venture with everything from boots for your pets to waterproof notepads as the impending, and probably disappointing, end of the world draws to its conclusion.

Ford’s store won’t carry guns or ammunition but it will carry items that would help people during something like a natural disaster. Survival: Adventure to Apocalypse will be open 7 days a week leading up the big day.

We’re going to be the first in line on the 22nd for the big half-off sale.

[CNYCentral News]

  • http://ebonnebula.deviantart.com/ EbonNebula

    Isn’t it a bit… late to be jumping on the 2012 apocalypse bandwagon? At this point, half your target demographic are already sealed up in their secret underground bunkers

  • http://www.facebook.com/penguinempire Shawn Shelton-Zieger

    A store that caters to carrying things that could help during natural disasters isn’t a bad idea. I live in an area that could see my house blasted by tornadoes. Others live in places where earthquakes, hurricanes, you name it, occur. And of course there’s the very real World War Zed coming…. or maybe just a brutal influenza pandemic. Might as well stock up on a few items with no shelf life. :)