Man Dies Imitating Bigfoot!

Posted by on August 28th, 2012

“How’d your uncle die?”

“He was dressed like a sad, ghetto version of bigfoot, walked into traffic and got nailed by two oncoming cars.”

True story.

44-year-old Randy Lee Tenley of Montana was struck dead when he was hit by two oncoming vehicles as he attempted to cross several lanes of traffic dressed like more like a topiary at a bankrupt garden attraction than Bigfoot in hopes he’d stir up some sightings of the infamously mysterious legend.

Police are continuing their investigation to see if alcohol played a role in the incident.

We’re going to go with, “Yes. There was a LOT of alcohol that a role in the incident.”

What kind of epitaph would you write for that?

3 Responses to “Man Dies Imitating Bigfoot!”

  1. busterggi Says:

    We finally have a roadkilled bigfoot – physical evidence that bigfoot is a hoax.

  2. Shawn Shelton-Zieger Says:

    “First you must bring us…. a SHRUBBERY!”

  3. Clint Mayfield Says:

    Seems that the reshoot of “Harry and the Hendersons” took a terrible turn of events today.