Current Market Price for Bigfoot Meat: $50,000/lb
Posted by Ryan on December 1st, 2011
The market price for a 1 lb Bigfoot steak skyrocketed yesterday when a $50,000 offer was made on a $10,000 item. You may remember the man worried about Sasquatch murder charges from earlier this year. Well, apparently, he has a souvenir from the occasion.
“On Wednesday evening, Richard Stubstad and Robert Lindsay were guests on the Tom Biscardi radio show talking about the Sierra Kills. As reported by Lindsay earlier, Justin Smeja was selling his Bigfoot steak for $10,000. Biscardi thinks Smeja deserves a lot more than what he’s currently selling it for and he is offering $50,000 for the steak.
We got Justin on the phone and told him about Biscardi’s offer. He said that it is a really good offer and he’s considering accepting Biscardi’s dough in exchange for the 1lb Bigfoot steak he found in the Sierra Buttes location after shooting an adult Bigfoot and it’s child.”
With this kind of market volatility, Sasquatch better watch his back even more than usual.
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December 2nd, 2011 at 2:20 am
Sasquatch commodities trading can’t be far behind — bigfoot bellies, skunk ape steaks, chuck cryptid.
Somehow I imagine Dick Cheney has already eaten bigfoot steak.