okay… so we have a huge earthquake with radiation spilling into to the ocean and we then kill Bin Laden and bury him at sea…. Any one else see a problem with this??? I’m totally expecting “The Rise of 50 foot Bin Laden” to start attacking small villages on the northwest coast of Australia…
Luckily, the military has been working on a rail gun for just an situation.
Unfortunately they’ll launch the fifty foot tall mutant-undead Bin Laden’s corpse into space, where he’ll become infected by a space virus and will return as a hundred foot tall alien-cyclopse-mutant-undead-ninja Bin Laden.
We could always link the ghost of Bin Laden to other Weird Things stories.
The Michigan Batman was really climbing a building so he could fight Bin Laden’s ghost on the roof. While escaping that rooftop fight, Bin Laden’s ghost got into a brawl with the ghosts of the 36 slain Bigfoots. Seeking refuge from the Sasquatch onslaught, Bin Laden’s ghost dug, and tried to hide in, a mystery-hole in New Jersey. But the attention that the hole was getting made Bin Laden’s ghost decide it would be safer to transform into a freakishly long snake in Morganza. Snake-ghost-Bin Laden’s plan was foiled when Chris Brennan pointed out that he probably wasn’t real.
Stay tuned to Weird Things for the further adventures of Bin Laden’s ghost.
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May 17th, 2011 at 7:28 pm
okay… so we have a huge earthquake with radiation spilling into to the ocean and we then kill Bin Laden and bury him at sea…. Any one else see a problem with this??? I’m totally expecting “The Rise of 50 foot Bin Laden” to start attacking small villages on the northwest coast of Australia…
May 18th, 2011 at 6:41 am
Luckily, the military has been working on a rail gun for just an situation.
Unfortunately they’ll launch the fifty foot tall mutant-undead Bin Laden’s corpse into space, where he’ll become infected by a space virus and will return as a hundred foot tall alien-cyclopse-mutant-undead-ninja Bin Laden.
May 19th, 2011 at 5:54 am
We could always link the ghost of Bin Laden to other Weird Things stories.
The Michigan Batman was really climbing a building so he could fight Bin Laden’s ghost on the roof. While escaping that rooftop fight, Bin Laden’s ghost got into a brawl with the ghosts of the 36 slain Bigfoots. Seeking refuge from the Sasquatch onslaught, Bin Laden’s ghost dug, and tried to hide in, a mystery-hole in New Jersey. But the attention that the hole was getting made Bin Laden’s ghost decide it would be safer to transform into a freakishly long snake in Morganza. Snake-ghost-Bin Laden’s plan was foiled when Chris Brennan pointed out that he probably wasn’t real.
Stay tuned to Weird Things for the further adventures of Bin Laden’s ghost.