Man Tries To Burn Out Satan, Fails

Posted by on March 16th, 2011

Apparently the devil has hit the skids because, according to one man, he has been staying at a Days Inn just north of Seattle. Claiming that Satan was sharing his hotel room (and probably not going halfsies) a month long resident of the hotel set the room on fire. The fire department was called in Friday when smoke began billowing out of his room and they were able to confine the damage to six rooms. According to hotel staff, the man had repeatedly called them the “anti-Christ” and “spawns of Satan.” I am not sure how using fire against Satan works out as a valid strategy, but hey, I guess you need to use the tools you have. No word yet on whether hotel staff was able to relocate Satan to a new room.

The man told police that he set the room on fire because Satan was in there, according to the affidavit. He reportedly said he wanted to protect “the good people” by setting the fire.


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