Siberian Yeti Raids Leek Crop!

Posted by on May 23rd, 2009


Something is amiss in Siberia once again. The wild leek crop, that is a staple food of the Shor people of the Siberian tundra, is being gobbled up by an unknown creature. The cryptid takes only leek plants and leaves only numerous, large, mammalian footprints.

This is the same region that Cryptozoologist Igor Burtsev mounted his failed expedition to search for yetis sighted near Azasskaya Cave. Weirdthings reported on that back in March. Fourteen more sightings of a big-foot like creature with reddish brown fur have been reported in the region. Maybe Burtsev should try stuffing his tent with leeks and let the Yetis come to him next time around.

4 Responses to “Siberian Yeti Raids Leek Crop!”

  1. JustinRYoung Says:

    With this new menace raving crops, it's an interesting time to be trading in Leek futures.

  2. busterggi Says:

    No leek/leak jokes?

    Piss poor senses of humor.

  3. busterggi Says:

    Everyone needs to ……

    aw heck, I just can't do it.

  4. busterggi Says:

    No leek/leak jokes?

    Piss poor senses of humor.