Kim Jong-Charlie and the Candy Factory

Posted by Sean on March 20th, 2009

EXCELLENT! Finally, my plan to bring joy to the children of the world using gumdrop guided missiles can come to fruition!

“EXCELLENT! Finally, my plan to bring joy to the children of the world using gumdrop guided missiles can come to fruition!”

This photo makes us happier than a despot in a candy store. Pictured above is North Korea’s fearless leader Kim Jong-Il inspecting a candy factory, and reminding us that even an evil dictator can have a sweet tooth. According to Kim Jong Il’s former head chef, he has a discriminating pallet and an affinity for Japanese rice cakes. Shady authoritarian rulers and sweet, delicious candy might seem a bit incongruous, but hey, Adolf Hitler was a serious chocoholic and adored chocolate cake. We’re glad that the quality of North Korean candy is enough of a concern for Kim that he took time out of his busy schedule to inspect it and pose for a few pictures while looking fly in his sporting white lab coat.

  • Bobo

    whats with the womans hand? is this photoshopped? maybe he was inspecting something else? something unfit for his people to see?