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North Korean “Super Drink” Claims To Slow Aging

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

Super Juice

This past Friday North Korea announced a new “Super Drink” that purports to give consumers a longer and healthier life.¬† The drink is made from 30 different plants and contains 60 different “micro-elements” to allegedly¬† multiply brain cells, reduce geriatric diseases, protect skin, and reduce the effects of aging.

This is all according to the North Korean Government’s news agency so stay skeptical, but the product does claim no side-effects. Considering it’s basically a bunch of plants thrown in a blender that’s probably true, but don’t be surprised if you start glowing in the dark from either awesome new super powers or radiation poisioning.

Who wants to try it first?