British City Forced To Admit It Is Unprepared For A Zombie Apocalypse
Posted by Ryan on June 10th, 2011The Leicester City Council is “not ready” for a zombie attack and a concerned citizen forced them to admit it using the Freedom of Information Act. The CDC recently released one here in the U.S., but it could use some work.
“A worried member of the public has forced Leicester City Council to admit it is unprepared for a zombie invasion.
The authority received a Freedom of Information request which said provisions to deal with an attack, often seen in horror films, were poor.
The “concerned citizen” said the possibility of such an event was one that councils should be aware of.
Zombie letter in full
Dear Leicester City Council,
Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.
Please provide any information you may have.
Yours faithfully,
Concerned Citizen”
[BBC via Geekologie]
June 11th, 2011 at 7:04 am
I hope they are also preparing for a mass unicorn die off which would result in a need to dispose of a large numbers of carcasses in a short amount of time without contaminating drinking water or spreading pathogens to domestic horses and pointy-headed, big-toothed humans.