Texas Family Claims To Have Caught a Chupacabra
Saturday, April 5th, 2014
Jamie and Bubba (sometimes reality just seems too good to be true) Stock of Texas are claiming they’ve caught a chupacabra or, as we’ve come to endearingly call them on this podcast, ‘Chupy‘.
While most chupacabras are referred to as vicious goat-suckers that attack livestock and occasionally people, the photo of the alleged creature must be the exception to the rule…
Unless its disarmingly ‘please love me’ face is a ruse to get closer to its next human victim.
Why do they believe it’s one of the elusive cryptids?
Because when Jamie Stock came to look at the creature that Bubba had captured she identified it right away:
“Bubba that looks like a baby chupacabra.”
Furthermore, “the Bubba’s” neighbor stated:
“I hunted racoons for 20 years with dogs and I ain’t ever seen anything that looks like that right there.”
So there you have it.
Based on all the evidence and the expert testimonials? A Texas family has captured a chupacabra
Please say you’re getting the sarcasm.