Man Dies Imitating Bigfoot!
Posted by Tony on August 28th, 2012 
“How’d your uncle die?”
“He was dressed like a sad, ghetto version of bigfoot, walked into traffic and got nailed by two oncoming cars.”
True story.
44-year-old Randy Lee Tenley of Montana was struck dead when he was hit by two oncoming vehicles as he attempted to cross several lanes of traffic dressed like more like a topiary at a bankrupt garden attraction than Bigfoot in hopes he’d stir up some sightings of the infamously mysterious legend.
Police are continuing their investigation to see if alcohol played a role in the incident.
We’re going to go with, “Yes. There was a LOT of alcohol that a role in the incident.”
What kind of epitaph would you write for that?
[ABCNews.com]
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August 29th, 2012 at 12:03 am
We finally have a roadkilled bigfoot – physical evidence that bigfoot is a hoax.
August 29th, 2012 at 12:44 am
“First you must bring us…. a SHRUBBERY!”
September 11th, 2012 at 11:02 am
Seems that the reshoot of “Harry and the Hendersons” took a terrible turn of events today.