New Breakfast Drinks Not Close To Weirdest Star Wars Food Tie-In

Posted by on November 29th, 2011

It was announced last week that Think Geek would soon be selling branded breakfast Star Wars breakfast drinks including Dark Side Coffee, Hoth Cocoa and Dagobah Green Tea. But that’s not nearly the weirdest food tie in to the most iconic SciFi franchise of all time.

Yoda Approved Cup Of Noodles

Although not branded specifically, Yoda did hawk the classic boil n’ eat treat loved by stoners world wide in this commercial. What did you think he ate in exile for all those years? It wasn’t like there was a Chick-fil-a around the corner.

Carmel Corn Tubs


The force is with you. And so is that kernel in your teeth that you ate like five hours ago.

Tuna Fish Disco

We are pretty sure this isn’t officially sanctioned by Pope Lucas but it is too awesome not to post. We could have solved this whole galactic rebellion over a nice can of tuna. Disco style.

One Response to “New Breakfast Drinks Not Close To Weirdest Star Wars Food Tie-In”

  1. mxyzptlk Says:


    But hasn’t anyone ever tried to market those energy bars Yoda yoinks from Luke’s pack on Dagobah?