Mystery Hole Appears In New Jersey

Posted by on May 16th, 2011

Residents and officials of Bernards, New Jersey are left wondering what created a coffee table sized hole almost 2 feet deep and scattered debris for 100 feet. The police have ruled out explosives, meteorites, and the weather and of course nobody heard or saw anything.

“It’s just really, really weird,” said Jerry Vinski, director of nearby Raritan Valley Community College’s planetarium, who conducted tests on the site. “We dug around and couldn’t find anything. We used metal detectors because all meteors have metal in them, and we couldn’t find anything, large or small.”

[Daily Record]

One Response to “Mystery Hole Appears In New Jersey”

  1. Eric Wallin Says:

     Yeah the Transformers have arrived!  At last, the massive testicled lubricant leaking A.I.’s are among us.