The Glow Men Of Chile

Posted by on April 26th, 2011

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Last week we had the very emo Black Eyed Kids which are apparently terrorizing the suburbs of America. Today we hear about a much more flamboyant breed of paranormal beings with seemingly more benign powers of influence.

The Glow Men of Chile. According to Albert Urquiza, a holistic healer, he ran into one of the Glow Men while on the way to meet a client. He described them as being tall, fair skinned and clad in phosphorescent clothing.

He explained that he approached them, thinking these were the patients. He greeted them and they did so in kind. To his surprise, one of them asked him what was his line of work. Urquiza immediately understood that these were not his patients. He explained that he worked in the field of quantum healing. “When I told him what I did, one of them – the speaker – smiled a smile as broad as his eyes. In seconds, [his eyes] began to light up impressively. As his face lit up, he placed his hands on my shoulders, on my head, and a tremendously powerful agency began to emerge. It only took seconds, but was very intense,” he explained, adding: “when he pulled away his hands, he fixed his gaze on me and said: “Welcome to the community.”

Urquiza says the pair then vanished.

Unmentioned is what powers the Glow Man invested him with. If you guys were to guess, what would it be?


4 Responses to “The Glow Men Of Chile”

  1. Jaye Sunsurn Says:

    The ability to tell that story and then charge money for this ‘quantum healing’?

  2. Snake_oil_baron Says:

    The ability to convince sick people that you have healed them using irrelevant science terminology. And the ability to get laundry whites whiter and colours brighter.

    It’s nice to know that supernatural beings approve of faith healing scams. It kind of gives them some character – bad character being better than no character at all. Usually they are just complaining about our environmental issues. Worse than Al Gore.

  3. Pberthol Says:

    I like that you chose a picture of Jensen Ackles from the show Supernatural…It just made my day!

  4. Andrew Mayne Says:



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