Convict Monkey Escapes
Posted by Ryan on January 24th, 2011
Officials in Mishima City, Japan have reported that a terrorist monkey, known as “Lucky”, has escaped during a cage cleaning and has left the government-run nature park where it was being held. Lucky is most widely known for biting nearly 120 people during a two month terror spree of the resort towns in central Japan last year.
“The city published an emergency notice urging residents to lock their doors, though no new attacks have been reported.”
[AP image: (AP Photo/Kyodo News)]
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January 24th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
Alright, I’ll say it…
Hide your kids, hide your wife. Cause they’re biting everyone down here. 🙂