Cockiest Supercomputer In The World Pwns A Human [WeirdThingsTV]

Posted by on November 5th, 2010

4 Responses to “Cockiest Supercomputer In The World Pwns A Human [WeirdThingsTV]”

  1. John Hoyt Says:

    You can chat with Suzette yourself:

    or Google Bruce Wilcox Blue Mars and Suzette

  2. John Hoyt Says:

    Hmmm.. Not sure who would be fooled by this though.

    Hi John !
    [ Af:2 At:1 Sp:0] Welcome back, john. Type “help” if you need it.
    John – Hi Suzette
    [ Af:2 At:3 Sp:0] Hello.
    John – How is your day going?
    [ Af:2 At:6 Sp:0] I’m fine. And you?
    John – What have you been up to?
    [ Af:2 At:6 Sp:0] I’m sorry. I don’t know.
    John – What color is your hair?
    [ Af:2 At:6 Sp:0] Red
    John – What do you want to be when you grow up?
    [ Af:2 At:6 Sp:0] Chocolate, chocolate fondue, chocolate ice cream, chocolate cookies… You probably see a pattern in this.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah, I typed in “Sprinkled turkey house” and it asked if I liked gardening. I think it was getting sick of me typing in random words and was implying that it was going to send one of its drones to kill me and bury me in my backyard, or purhaps letting me know my duties as a human slave in her machine empire will be digging holes in order to bury the human rebels in a mass grave. I’m hoping for the hole digging job, because it’s nice to know I’ll be employed when the robot apocalypse comes. I can’t stand being unemployed for any length of time.

  4. Doug Marshall Says:

    Seriously- what kind of a snickerdoodle was the judge that was fooled by this bot? This is no better than those silly chatbots from the late 90s.