Sexy Lady Clothing Revealed As Cause Of Recent Earthquakes By Cleric

Posted by on April 19th, 2010

That explains a lot.

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

“What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?” Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. “There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.”

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has made headlines recently that Tehran will suffer an earthquake soon and many of it’s 12 million inhabitants should flee and presumably lose their jorts and halter tops in the process. That being said, if immodest dress does cause earthquakes there is no doubt as to why George Clooney has been so active on the subject.

[Yahoo via Pharyngula]

2 Responses to “Sexy Lady Clothing Revealed As Cause Of Recent Earthquakes By Cleric”

  1. busterggi Says:

    And yet even though thousands of natives of the Amazon River region go totally nekkid they never have earthquakes there.

  2. busterggi Says:

    And yet even though thousands of natives of the Amazon River region go totally nekkid they never have earthquakes there.