Are You Being Haunted? Check This List To Make Sure!
Posted by Justin on July 2nd, 2009We’ve all been there, you’re making a pastrami sandwich on toasted rye when you become enveloped in fear because a Civil War-era general’s spectral remains has come upon you seeking misguided vengeance because you’ve grown similar facial hair to a defected private who sealed the General’s fate when he gave away his position to the enemy in exchange for a bottle of rye.
Then you realize it’s just a mosquito that flew into the bug zapper. Don’t let this happen again!
Thanks to the Ohio Researcher of Banded Spirits who’ve published this handy checklist of tell-tale signs of a real-deal otherworldly infestation so you can know the difference between a genuine haunting and a stress-induced panic attack…
1- Unexplained Noises
2- Doors opening and closing
3- Lights turning on and off
4- Items Disappearing
5- Unexplained Shadows
6- Strange domestic animal behavior
7- Feeling of being watched
8- Psychokinetic phenomena–seeing a door open
9- Feeling of being touched
10- Whispers and Muffled voices
11- Cold or Hot spots–major temperature changes
12- Unexplained smells
13- Objects moving
14- Physical Assault
15- Hand or Foot prints
16- Apparitions
They also list mice, settling house noises, plumbing rattles and odd headlight reflections as natural phenomenon commonly mistaken for proof of the supernatural.
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July 2nd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
I swear I've seen this list before. Something about child protective services and catholic boarding schools springs to mind?
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
You can never be too careful… best to check the list twice.
July 2nd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I swear I've seen this list before. Something about child protective services and catholic boarding schools springs to mind?
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:21 am
You can never be too careful… best to check the list twice.