Siberian Yeti Raids Leek Crop!
Posted by Sean on May 23rd, 2009
Something is amiss in Siberia once again. The wild leek crop, that is a staple food of the Shor people of the Siberian tundra, is being gobbled up by an unknown creature. The cryptid takes only leek plants and leaves only numerous, large, mammalian footprints.
This is the same region that Cryptozoologist Igor Burtsev mounted his failed expedition to search for yetis sighted near Azasskaya Cave. Weirdthings reported on that back in March. Fourteen more sightings of a big-foot like creature with reddish brown fur have been reported in the region. Maybe Burtsev should try stuffing his tent with leeks and let the Yetis come to him next time around.
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May 24th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
With this new menace raving crops, it's an interesting time to be trading in Leek futures.
May 25th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
No leek/leak jokes?
Piss poor senses of humor.
May 25th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Everyone needs to ……
aw heck, I just can't do it.
May 25th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
No leek/leak jokes?
Piss poor senses of humor.