Psychic Pig Now King of the Sports Prediction Barnyard
Posted by Tony on May 29th, 2012
Not to be outdone by Germany’s cross-eyed possum, Slovakia’s two-headed turtle and the infamous Paul the Octopus, the city of Kiev is adding a pig to the psychic barnyard.
Hoping to cash in on the excitement these animals illicit from fans, this Ukranian pig will be carted out every day at four o’ clock to make its prediction about which team will be win the European championship matches leading up to the World Cup.
What’s more fascinating about whether or not the pig will accurately predict the upcoming matches, is the statement from Kiev’s city government:
“A unique oracle hog, a real Ukranian pig and a psychic which knows the mysteries of football.”
No. pressure on the pig, right?
Think again… smell that? It’s the smell of failure and delicious bacon.
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