Mysterious Clowns Make Nightly Appearances in Small California Town!
Posted by Tony on October 10th, 2014In a small town in California called Wasco something odd has quietly started appearing…
Clowns.
You’d read that and think, “That’s great! My kids LOVE clowns!”
Then you’d hear the more of the story and say, “They only come out at night?”
We’d share a few more details about the clowns, how they don’t talk to anyone, just quietly wander around town, smile all the time with menacing teeth and then we’d watch your smiling expression disintegrate as you draw your children closer to you and vow to never visit Wasco at night.
Ever.
Or at least until the whole clown thing blows over.
If it ever does.
And if Pennywise is sighted.
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