Zombie Perfume For the ‘Preppers Will Make You Socially Acceptable to the Walking Dead!
Posted by Tony on March 10th, 2013Fans of The Walking Dead know that if you cover yourself in the leftovers of friends, neighbors and family, zombies will just stroll right on by you…until it begins to rain and things go to hell real fast.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if someone would just come up with a scented…oh wait…it’s happened..
Demeter Fragrances has added two new perfumes to their line-up:
‘Zombie for Him’ and ‘Zombie for Her’.
Now there’s no need to don protective wear and hack away for hours when only a butter knife is available in order to smother yourself with the innards of a hapless stranger…or a not quite zombie-apocalypse-prepped friend.
‘Zombie for Him’ is described thusly:
Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. A definite must-have for any Man’s scent collection.
‘Zombie for Her’ is:
A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.
Now you can protect anyone in an instant by just spritzing them and blending in socially amongst the walking dead…
Until it suddenly rains again.
March 16th, 2013 at 11:29 am
Nope, I know what a liquesent corpse smells like – better to smell like anything else.