Lame ‘Causeway Cannibal’ Copycat Attack
Posted by Tony on June 20th, 2012
Zombie-like activity keeps rearing its ugly, face-biting head.
Once again the Sunshine State is reporting another flesh-biting incident. This one, however, is just a faux zombie inspired by the ‘Causeway Cannibal’ case in Miami from a couple of weeks ago.
After getting pulled over by police for running a red light while doing 60 mph in a 45 mph zone, 21 year-old Giovani Martinez then proceeded to fail a sobriety test given to him when officers noticed the open beer can and spilled beer on the front seat. He was arrested and take to the Naples jail where he became unresponsive.
Martinez was then transported to a nearby hospital where he suddenly went ballistic.
During the transition from the gurney to the hospital bed, Martinez began punching and kicking whoever was in range. After biting into the arm of one of the attending nurses and spitting the blood in their face, Martinez said that not only would he eat their faces like the guy in Miami but he’d also rape their wives.
More punches and flailing followed for the next twenty minutes before officers were finally able to get Martinez secured.
Our sad little ‘wannabe’ zombie attacker now faces three counts of felony battery and a DUI.
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