Man Mugged By Fox
Posted by Ryan on March 8th, 2012
After a man left a grocery store, a fox stalked him and would not leave the man alone until he gave the fox some of his food. This was a fully grown man, by the way, weighing in at over 200 lbs.
“Despite making attempts to escape, the fox persisted and carried out a sustained attack on the food he had just bought from Tesco.
Eventually, Mr Baker claims, he resorted to offering the animal his loaf of garlic bread and the fox scampered off.”
Everybody knows foxes love garlic bread. However, wildlife experts do not think you should give in and give food to foxes, but should try and frighten them away. Perhaps with a weapon of some kind?
“The best thing to use is a water pistol.”
Ah. OK.
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March 8th, 2012 at 11:01 pm
Yeah, but this was a British fox. Everyone knows British foxes are hooligans.