Archive for May, 2011

Ant The Size Of Hummingbird Fossil Discovered In Wyoming

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011

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Imagine an ant so large it could tear your flesh. Now imagine an entire colony of them descending upon you in your sleep.

You wake up almost instantly as the shifting weight of a cadre of insect killers disturbs your dreams. Terror creeps quickly as you come back to the terrifying reality.

You brush off as many as you can, frantically running your hands over your arms and legs while stamping madly on the ground. But your feet can’t crush these resilient bastards. They regroup and circle around your position. This time they try and climb you from the back of your legs.

This is how you die. Cold. Alone. Mutilated by a creature no longer alive in your native time.

Now: be happy you didn’t live 50 million years ago, when these things really existed.

At about 2 inches (5 cm) long, the specimen is a “monstrously big ant,” said Bruce Archibald, a paleoentomologist at Simon Fraser University in British Columbia who reported the discovery today (May 3) in the journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B. Though fossils of loose giant ant wings have been found before in the United States, this is the first known full-body specimen.

Massive ants of this size have been found before but not in America. It remains a mystery how they arrived there.

[Live Science]

Was Osama Bin Laden The Same Height As Bigfoot? Yes! Probably!

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

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A very careful analysis from Loren Coleman says that Sasquatch and Osama Bin Laden were most likely around the same height. Spoiler Alert: they were both a littler shorter than we thought.

Also, Bigfoot survived Osama Bin Laden. That makes me really, really excited.

[Cryptomundo]

Unknown Creature Tied In Ropes Washed Up

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

A 55-foot long, unknown sea creature has washed up on the beaches of Guangdong, China tied up in ropes. Did it lose an epic battle with Santiago or did it just become entangled in the trash of the ocean? What do you think? The fish is rotting very quickly and it is estimated to weigh around 10,000 lbs.

Hwang, a 66-years-old fisherman living in the near area, said he has never seen anything like this in his whole life and that the fish was tied with ropes when it was first found.
Many people have flocked to see this strange specimen since its discovery, although its rotting corpse already emits a foul smell.

[International Business Times]

 

Beastie Boys Play Their Entire New Album On A Sasquatch’s Boom Box In Madison Square Garden, Post To YouTube

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

Seriously. The whole album. Boom box. Center court at the most famous arena in the world. Sasquatch.

[YouTube]