36 Dead Bigfoots: A 182-Year Press Compilation Of Killing Sasquatch
Posted by Justin on May 18th, 2011
A hulking figure in the woods lunches toward you and your hunting party. In the woods, instinct and a steady hand are your only weapons and this is no different. In the split second before you pull the trigger, time slows down. You wonder if you’ll regret this, what this creature is and why he became so enraged.
Time’s up. Trigger pulled. The hairy creature slumps to the ground, drawing last breath in the form of desperate, sputtering heaves.
You just killed Bigfoot. The good news is, you aren’t alone. According to a compilation of press reports by RobertLindsay.com beginning in 1829 at least 36 people have reportedly shot and killed Sasquatch. The bigger question is what people do with the body?
Some folks buried the noble creature. Some stuffed the corpse so it could be secretly displayed to the upper crust at a member’s only country club. Some turned over the remains to shadowy government officials.
Great research.
[RobertLindsay.com via Cryptomundo]
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May 19th, 2011 at 5:44 am
This sounds like the time-travelling misadventures of ol’ Brian “Bulletproof-Bigfoot” Brushwood.