Wild Amazonian Cats Make Monkey Sounds To Lure Prey Into Destruction
Posted by Justin on July 9th, 2010
So you’re a cute little monkey, scampering about the Amazon. For the sake of this discussion, your name is Joe. All of a sudden you hear someone yell, “Hey Joe! Nice haircut!” You look around, but don’t see anyone. What anonymous stranger is shouting compliments through the thick underbrush of the rain forest? Do they really like my haircut, or was it one of those backhanded compliments?
Lost in thought you make a left through a bush only to find yourself face to face with a gigantic jungle cat. You’re paralyzed with fear. The cat repeats his haircut compliment in what you now realize is just an uncanny monkey impression.
“By the way,” Jungle Cat purrs in his natural brogue. “Your hair makes your face look fat.”
And with that, you’re devoured. Victim of a deadly impression.
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