Nessie has Relocated and Gotten Fat
Posted by Sean on May 3rd, 2009Nessie sightings have been on the decline in recent years and kilt clad investigators seeking desperately to try dinosaur haggis for the first time have turned up nothing in the placid Scottish Loch. In light of Nessie’s waning glory, a new cryptid has emerged to Champion the waterways of the North Atlantic in its stead: The Channel Creature.
This video of the Channel Creature, reportedly taken off the shore of scenic Dover, has the crypto world abuzz. Many seem to think that Nessie’s salt water counterpart is the exact same Scottish Plesiosaur we already know and love. Speculation abounds that this sighting lends credence to the theory that Loch Ness has a secret underwater tunnel leading to the sea. Some even speculate that Nessie was moved to the ocean by concerned extraterrestrials . We say it’s foolish to assume the two are the same creature, it’s a big ocean out there and there is room for more than one water bound dinosaur in the UK’s lexicon of cryptids.
Or more likely still: the same mundane visual illusions that create pixelated, dark blobs in grainy videos taken at Loch Ness, are the same visual illusions that create pixelated, dark blobs in grainy videos taken on the shores of Dover.
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May 4th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I wish the aliens would move a big water creature here to Lake Mead. We could use some increased tourist dollars…just like in Scotland.
What fun. Take the childrens to Circus Circus, grab your self one of them football shaped margharitas and head out to the lake for some Nessie's Cousin huntin'.
May 4th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I wish the aliens would move a big water creature here to Lake Mead. We could use some increased tourist dollars…just like in Scotland.
What fun. Take the childrens to Circus Circus, grab your self one of them football shaped margharitas and head out to the lake for some Nessie's Cousin huntin'.