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		<title>And Now: Shark Eats Shark</title>
		<link>http://weirdthings.com/2012/02/and-now-shark-eats-shark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;While wobbegongs eating sharks has been recorded before from stomach contents, this is the first time it has been photographed in action.&#8221; [NewScientist]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>&#8220;While wobbegongs eating sharks has been recorded before from stomach contents, this is the first time it has been photographed in action.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2012/02/its-a-shark-eat-shark-world-ou.html">NewScientist</a>]</p>

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		<title>Even Golf Courses In Australia Are Dangerous</title>
		<link>http://weirdthings.com/2011/10/even-golf-courses-in-australia-are-dangerous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a water hazard I can get behind. [io9 via Sky News and YouTube]]]></description>
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<p>This is a water hazard I can get behind.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://io9.com/5848092/australian-golf-course-overrun-with-bull-sharks">io9 </a>via <a href="http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16085330">Sky News</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njmmjVTwFzI">YouTube</a>]</p>

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		<title>Bull Sharks Swimming The Flooded Streets Of Australia</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 18:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recent floods in Australia have provided new hunting ground for bull sharks. Recently, two bull sharks have been spotted swimming past the McDonald’s restaurant in Goodna. “It’s definitely a first for Goodna, to have a shark in the main street.&#8221; “It would have swam several kilometres in from the river, across Evan Marginson Park [...]]]></description>
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-7945" href="http://weirdthings.com/2011/01/bull-sharks-swimming-the-flooded-streets-of-australia/bullsharkflood/"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-7945" title="bullsharkflood" src="http://weirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bullsharkflood-150x150.jpg" border="1" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>The recent floods in Australia have provided new hunting ground for bull sharks. Recently, two bull sharks have been spotted swimming past the McDonald’s restaurant in <a href="http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;source=s_q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=Goodna&amp;sll=28.076388,-82.496101&amp;sspn=0.187507,0.32444&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;hq=&amp;hnear=Goodna+Queensland,+Australia&amp;ll=-27.651905,153.759155&amp;spn=1.505936,2.59552&amp;z=9">Goodna</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>“It’s definitely a first for Goodna, to have a shark in the main street.&#8221;</p>
<p>“It would have swam several kilometres in from the river, across Evan Marginson Park and the motorway,” Cr Tully said.</p></blockquote>
<p>[<a href="http://www.thechronicle.com.au/story/2011/01/14/ipswich-bull-sharks-spotted-flood-affected-streets/">The Chronicle</a>]</p>

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		<title>The Legend of Old Hitler</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Along the west coast of Florida, fisherman have been swapping stories for years about a monster hammerhead shark that goes by the name of “Old Hitler”. He is said to be between 20 and 25 feet long and lurks in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico between the Boca Grande Pass and the Sunshine [...]]]></description>
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-7867" href="http://weirdthings.com/2011/01/the-legend-of-old-hitler/hammerhead1/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-7867" title="hammerhead1" src="http://weirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hammerhead1.jpg" border="1" alt="" width="300" height="239" /></a>Along the west coast of Florida, fisherman have been swapping stories for years about a monster hammerhead shark that goes by the name of “Old Hitler”. He is said to be between 20 and 25 feet long and lurks in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico between the Boca Grande Pass and the Sunshine Skyway Bridge near the entrance to Tampa Bay. However, there are reports of Old Hitler showing up from Homosassa to the Florida Keys. Running into Old Hitler is likely to end with cracked hulls, mangled propellers, and the loss of the 200 lb game fish you had on your line.</p>
<p>A standard <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphyrna_mokarran">great hammerhead </a>shark (<em>Sphyrna mokarran</em>) can grow up to 20 feet long and weigh up to 1,000 pounds and their average life span is 20 to 30 years, but scientists have found some to live beyond age 50. The <a href="http://www.igfa.org/records/Fish-Records.aspx?LC=ATR&amp;Fish=Shark,%20great%20hammerhead">world record</a> for the great hammerhead caught with rod and reel is 1280 lbs and 14 ½ feet, although there are other reports of larger sharks being pulled out of these Florida waters.</p>
<blockquote><p>“The largest hammerhead ever pulled from these waters was a 17-foot, 1-inch, 1,386-pound monster that was caught using a chain, rope and an inflatable intertube off the Rod &amp; Reel Pier on Anna Maria Island by Frank Cavendish and Ralph French in 1973. The shark, dubbed &#8220;Spiro,&#8221; was caught using a 14-pound manta ray as bait.”</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://4tarpon.wordpress.com/bass-fishing/staff/boca-grande-pass/">Boca Grande Pass</a> is located at the south end of Gasparilla Island and it is the deepest natural inlet on the Gulf of Mexico, reaching depths to approximately 80 feet. Aside from already being the deepest inlet on the Gulf, the Pass has some interesting geography including the Lighthouse Hole and the Coast Guard Hole. There are also supposed to be numerous ledges that undercut the rock and provide shelter and hiding spots.</p>
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<p>The hammerheads pour into the Pass starting in April chasing their favorite meal and fishing&#8217;s favorite prize, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalops_atlanticus">Atlantic tarpon</a> (<em>Megalops atlanticus</em>). Tens of thousands of tarpon congregate in the area from April through August, feeding day and night, as they prepare to spawn offshore. Boca Grande Pass attracts the tarpon due to the abundance of food and available cover, and they crowd into the deep holes in the pass by the hundreds. The giant schools of tarpon then attract an even bigger predator, hammerhead sharks.  As anybody fishing for tarpon in Boca Grande Pass will attest, hammerheads <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjWQNwv-GJ4">love</a> to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e3MpbzU6ug">steal</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RedgD0hscEA">tarpon</a> from the anglers.</p>
<p>More Old Hitler after the jump!<br />
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<p>The history behind Old Hitler has become muddled, but it appears that the sightings and run-ins began slightly before or during the beginning years of World War II. The shark was also supposed to be easily identified by the large gash in his dorsal fin.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8216;The legend revolved around one gigantic shark that had a large gash in its top fin, an injury it sustained after a rumored run-in with a mullet fisherman sometime in the early sixties. The fisherman struck the shark with a machete after the creature mauled a net full of fish and began bumping the 15-foot vessel with its flat head. The hammerhead swam away with the large knife still embedded in its dorsal fin.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Some of the more fantastical tales tell of German U-Boats dropping a lab-made shark off in the gulf to terrorize Florida tourists. There are also tales that speak of swastikas tattooed or carved into Old Hitler&#8217;s side. In another version of the story a fisherman caught the shark when it was young and painted a swastika into the dorsal fin and released the shark. It has also been reported that the legend arose from the days during World War II when boat captains would radio the Coast Guard after spotting the shark and report that German U-Boats were invading the harbor.</p>
<p>More than likely, there are lots of &#8220;Old Hitler&#8221; sharks in the Gulf and every channel and inlet probably has their own Old Hitler that gets larger with every telling. However, believers contend that it may be possible for hammerheads to live 70 years and that Old Hitler still prowls the waters.</p>
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<p>Research and Further Reading<br />
[<a href="http://www.fishdaddycharter.com/fishingreports.html">Fishdaddy Charter</a>]<br />
[<a href="http://www.ontheairtv.com/read_blog/236/hitler-the-hammerhead-shark">On The Air TV</a>]<br />
[<a href="http://www.sptimes.com/2007/08/07/Southpinellas/They_call_him__Old_Hi.shtml">St Petersburg Times</a>]<br />
[<a href="http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/may/28/281502/record-shark-brings-talk-legend/">Tampa Bay Online</a>]<br />
[<a href="http://www.flacrab.com/stories/springtime-for-hitler/?wap2">Flacrab.com</a>]<br />
[<a href="http://capmel.com/hitler.htm">CapMel.com</a>]<br />
[<a href="http://paranormalromancewriters.blogspot.com/2009/10/legend-of-old-hitler.html">Paranormal Romance Writers</a>]</p>

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		<title>Grisly Shark Attack Discovered After The Fact</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bill Meeks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Humphrey Simmons went fishing recently he didn&#8217;t expect to catch a shark, and he definitely didn&#8217;t expect the the shark to burp up the remains of a human being. Unfortunately, that&#8217;s exactly what happened. When Simmons caught the shark a friend who was with him shot the shark several times. What happened next was [...]]]></description>
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When Humphrey Simmons went fishing recently he didn&#8217;t expect to catch a shark, and he definitely didn&#8217;t expect the the shark to burp up the remains of a human being. Unfortunately, that&#8217;s exactly what happened.</p>
<p>When Simmons caught the shark a friend who was with him shot the shark several times. What happened next was shocking:</p>
<blockquote><p>“We tied the rope around his tail fin, and pulled him towards the boat. We were going to cut the hook out of his mouth and let him go when he regurgitated a human foot — intact from the knee down.”</p></blockquote>
<p>The body has been identified as a missing sailor. Play the slideshow below for several pictures of the grizzly sight (<strong>WARNING: Not for the squeamish!)</strong>:</p>
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<p>[<a title="Man eaten by killer shark" href="http://www.tribune242.com/news/09062010_SHARK_news_pg42010-09-06T08-58-59">The Tribune</a>]</p>

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		<title>Science Tells Us When Shark Attacks Will Happen</title>
		<link>http://weirdthings.com/2010/06/science-tells-us-when-shark-attacks-will-happen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:25:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We now know when sharks are most likely to tear us apart. Shark attacks are most likely to occur on Sunday in less than 6 feet of water during a new moon, a new study finds. And there&#8217;s good reason: That&#8217;s when a lot of surfers are in the water. Not coincidentally, surfers wearing black-and-white [...]]]></description>
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<p>We now know when sharks are most likely to tear us apart.</p>
<blockquote><p>Shark attacks are most likely to occur on Sunday in less than 6 feet of water during a new moon, a new study finds. And there&#8217;s good reason: That&#8217;s when a lot of surfers are in the water. Not coincidentally, surfers wearing black-and-white suits are most likely to be attacked.</p>
<p>Saturdays come in second place, and Fridays make a pretty good showing too, &#8220;reflective of people skipping work and taking three-day weekends,&#8221; explained George Burgess, director of the International Shark Attack File at the University of Florida.</p></blockquote>
<p>The scribbling you hear is the frantic rerouting of my cousin&#8217;s Sunday moonlight water wedding under a new moon.</p>
<p>[<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100527/sc_livescience/sharkattacksmostlikelyonsundayin6feetofwater">Yahoo</a>] </p>

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		<title>Sharks Harness Power Of Invisibility, Plot Final Takeover</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 19:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s worse than a brutal killing machine with no remorse? An invisible brutal killing machine with no remorse. A new study claims that ten percent off all sharks are &#8220;luminous,&#8221; meaning they produce a light which combined with normal water refraction allows them to appear invisible. Now the inevitable death suffered by loopy drunk hoes [...]]]></description>
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<p>What&#8217;s worse than a brutal killing machine with no remorse? An <em>invisible</em> brutal killing machine with no remorse.</p>
<p>A new study claims that ten percent off all sharks are &#8220;luminous,&#8221; meaning they produce a light which combined with normal water refraction allows them to appear invisible. Now the inevitable death suffered by loopy drunk hoes in the first five minutes of Jaws can be achieved with heretofore unknowable stealth.</p>
<blockquote><p>This shark&#8217;s shimmer originates from light emitting organs called photophores from underneath its body, &#8220;effectively creating a glow from that region,&#8221; said Claes, a researcher in the Laboratory of Marine Biology, Earth and Life Institute at the Catholic University of Louvain.</p>
<p>&#8220;Since many predators have upward-looking eyes, it is a common method of camouflage in the mesopelagic zone (from 656 to 3,281 feet below the surface), although it is the first time it is demonstrated in sharks,&#8221; he added. </p></blockquote>
<p>Curious to know what folks in regions where these sharks prey thought has happening to hapless halved swimmers who would wash ashore.</p>
<p>&#8220;We can&#8217;t see any sharks. Maybe <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/751997/incredible_magic_kevin_james/">the dreaded sea-faring Kevin James</a> has returned!&#8221;</p>
<p>[<a href="http://news.discovery.com/animals/sharks-invisible-light-luminescence.html">Discovery</a> by way of <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5547252/motherfcking-sharks-can-become-motherfcking-invisible?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gizmodo%2Ffull+%28Gizmodo%29">Gizmodo</a>]</p>

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